I have transcended my human form and become one with my laptop. When I reached manhood, I joined my forebears in their righteous task.įinally, this year, after untold nights of swiping and keyboard shortcut use, I have fulfilled my family's destiny. Generations of my family have laboured over their Macs, their life's ambition to glean every last grain of knowledge from these magical devices. This information was passed down to me by my father, and my father's father (whose grandfather passed it to him). I have known about this hint for a long time.
